Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Robstock II, My Journey Part VI

Rob's on the carpet....nerves are FRAZZLED...WAITING, WAITING, WAITING. I'm not sure who the person was at the front of the black carpet that was announcing the arrivals and getting the first interview, but he clearly said Robert Patterson is here...The crowd went NUTS. PATTINSON!!!! He corrected himself quickly.

I still can not see him....there's 100 people to my left, and that's where Rob is coming from, and all I can see is a SEA of heads leaning over the barricade to get a look.

Annie sees him first, and says he has on a maroon coat. Maroon? WTF? Pretty soon, all the girls to my left can see him, but not me. CL keeps saying "See, he's right there, can you see his hair"? NOOOOOO I can't! I can only see HEADS!!! CL is giving me a play by play of what he's doing...signing, pics, cross over, interviews, pics...he's moving towards us now. It feels like 10 hours......

Here's my first view..



I am shaking. I am dying. I need a drink. I need a pill....I need Rob to get in front of me NOW....my camera battery is blinking, it's about to go dead, my IPHONE has 1 bar.

Fuck. My. Life.

Finally, he's down by Annie, Woms, MP & Laci....holy shit...I can see him now...

I know CL described the suit on him...and she said it perfectly. He looked magnificent in that suit. And, OMFG, he's feet, in those shiny black shoes are HUGE.



He was signing anything, everything, he was giving hugs, he was taking pics with fans. Fans who could speak....

He's close now....so close. I'm ready with my 1 bar and my blinking camera...I'm a fucking dumb ass as I have my zoom on....


Right before he got to my area, he was pulled away to go to interviews right across from us. Stephanie is standing right in front of me, and I asked her to PLEASE bring him back, and she promised she would try. And she did, bless her!



He's talking to CL at this point, something about her Remember Me program, he's surprised she was there....I'm next.......

Zoom is STILL on...



He's right in front of me, and he's speaking to me....I don't know what he said..



He giggles, and I am frozen. I have entered an alternate universe where I can not hear, I can not think, I can not function. I have become a blooming IDIOT.

I did not say hello. I shoved my book at him, which he signed...HIS HANDS???? FINGERS???? Right there....I wanted to lick them....



SPEAK TO HIM YOU MORONIC MUTE!!!! I couldn't. I started crying. At that point, everyone who was behind me shoved me into the rails, and flung their arms with books, magazines and posters right over my head, and shoved me down even lower, and Rob was reaching over me to sign their stuff....then he moved to my right...where Dessert was waiting...

Someone shoved a magazine over my head again and ruined this shot. But I could hear he & Dessert talking. You see, she could speak. She told him she brought hob-nobs and he was like "Really?" Des asked if he wanted them, and he laughed, and said "No".
LMAO...Dessert was so cute, she said to me "Why did I say that?" It was adorable. And she spoke to him.



By this time, he's in front of Lindsay and Ang. Lindsay asked for a pic, he said yes, and her camera froze. She was devastated. Ang got a pic with him. By now, I'm still crying, and now Lindsay is crying.

Back to Rob in a minute....

At some point during this time, Kris and Taylor are moving towards us. Rob, Kris and Taylor are getting their pics taken together. I have some from the back....and then here comes Kris.

She is so beautiful and tiny...unbelievable..





I got Kristen's autograph as well, she is so sweet, I actually spoke to her.

By now, Rob has moved over to the right where he's doing all the KISS, Access Hollywood, ET and MTV interviews, and then he makes his way around to the other side...

There really are NO WORDS to describe. I hate to steal from Stephanie Meyer, but he DAZZLES you. CL described him having an aura around him....he does. I literally could not speak, I just stared at him. My camera and phone both died after he moved away. God watches over idiots, and he let me get my couple of photos before all batteries died.

I was stunned. I still am, and it's been almost 2 weeks. I will never forget that moment, for the rest of my life.

Ok, there's more...but it will have to wait till tomorrow!

14 comments:

Laurie said...

I would have cried too. And probably fainted. I've done that before. What a story. Thanks so much!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

You know what they say rpg - big feet... BIG SHOES! heheheheheheheh

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Well, we've SEEN the evidence of the big feet theory!!! We know that's true!!

jc(britlover) said...

OMFG...I can't begin to imagine how you felt. OMG!
Here's to good friends and big shoes!!! *wink* Yes, we've seen the hard evidence.
Keep it coming, girl!
Wish I could have been there..
Love ya!
FILTM!

I'm in next time!!

RPLover said...

awwwww!!! Love you, bb. If I'd been there you wouldn't have been the only mute. LOL

Looking forward to tomorrow's post!

HeartThePretty_EvenMore said...

Thank you so much for sharing. I so enjoyed reading. You are so descriptive and hysterical. I am still laughing. Can't wait to read the rest.

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

awesome RPG--you remember so much more than me--i remember the giggle, the hair and the eyes--not much more

muah baby

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

This is brilliant rpg! I can feel your excitement. Glad your batteries lasted - the Robeffect!
Can't wait to hear more, and thank you for sharing with us :-)

Dessert First said...

Awww RPG while didn't you say that you got pushed into the rails --- you know I would have said something to them!!

*going slightly red* I will never look at a pack of Hobnobs in quite the same way again. For the rest of my life they will remind me of my first encounter with Rob.

Love you RPG and a big thankyou for taking the time to tell your tale.

ADM said...

I am loving your story! Wish it could go on forever.

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Awwwwwwwww!!!!! I love this!!!

You did better than I would've...I'd have passed the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Dessert,

I elbowed one chick several times and told her to get the fuck off my back...but she said she couldn't, she was being shoved from behind too!

I love the hob nob story!!!!

Georgie said...

OMG tears are pricking my eyes as I read! After all the emotional build up...meeting fellow NBs, camping out, lack of sleep...culminating in getting up close and personal with The Pretty...no wonder you cried!! Thank goodness your batteries held out and you got your own photographic memento.

JandR said...

RPG - it is so fucking awesome to read this!!!! :DD
I am so happy for you that you got to see him up close and in the flesh and have him lean all over you even if you couldn't manage to speak!!! You finally got there girl - I am SO proud of you! You did it for the rest of us and I love every word you have written here. I can't imagine that being me in your shoes but who knows? I am hoping to be in the US next year for three weeks around April/May so I am hoping like mad for WFE to be released sometime then although I know it will be a long shot! If anything like this happens to me you will definitely be hearing all about it! LOL
Thanks SO much for sharing! :)))