http://boxoffice.com/Go here and vote for Remember Mehave you checked outwww.robnipulations.comhilarious
I won't fucking make it through Bel Ami with all the fucking and RobAmi and him speaking in his English accent and, um, did I mention the fucking.
oh my fucking god! Hearing that french come out oh his mouth made me want to jump his lovely adorkable bones!
Ok, RR called by MG!!! BTW, you guys can come here anytime for RR even if I'm not around...
I truly will have to wear like a maxi pad or something...sorry, gross, but true. Up against the wall sex! FUCK!
How hot and bothered can one man make a woman???? And he's NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM!
MG,I know! It makes me start leaking all over the place!!!' his voice, accent, his everything just kills me!!!
Holy FUCK! He's just beyond stimulating!! ;)
CL _ ITA!! Gotta get a depends or something!! Up against the wall fucking... down on the floor fucking...on an old ratty bed fucking...
LMAO! Maxi pads, shamwows! Oh he'll yea, he bangs one up against the wall, another just on the floor...and now an orgy????????
That Early morning interview just ruined me. I literally could have slid off my couch. It sent shivers down my spine right to my lady parts. good lord. Bel Ami is gonna kill me.
And then the hand through the hair and the smirk. He knows what the fuck he is doing. But srsly how does one 23-year old make millions of women wet?
Bel Ami - no one here gets out alive!!!!
and did ya'll see where the ORGY is going to be filmed this week??It's gorgeous......very colorful and ornate.
Ok, be honest, it's gonna hurt like hell seeing him sex up all these women!!!!! JFC!!!!!!
@angie - YES. YES. YES. YES.
@cl and angie--love the name changes you totally need to bottle the rob scent
loved the Early show interview where he talked about sleeping his way to success with Uma, Kristen ST, and Christina and then laughing ..........what a hard job.
Femroc,yes amazing!!!! Did you see the hooker he fucks????Jesus she looks like a clown...
@Femroc - If only I could be there! I could be in charge of the Modesty Patch for Rob. I think it might take a couple of hours for me to get it on him correctly. I'd be all like, "sorry Mr. Pattinson, I'm not sure why this isn't working...I just need to touch your ass again..."
@CL - ITA, the hand in the hair, the adorkable charm, the smirk, the giggle. I bet he has no idea that he does indeed make millions of women wet. I think if he knew he'd go "What, me?!" **as he runs his hand through his hair and smirks**
Don't you bet men just hate Rob - they are SOOOO fuckin' jealous of him and all the sex he could be getting for real if he wanted it at any moment of any hour of any day............at any time, with as many women as he fuckin' wanted!!!!!!!!!!WOW are we ladies taken by him or WHAT?
In BA, will Rob be speaking in an English accent or French accent. If it's French I'll bring an oxygen tank with me to the theatre.
CL - because he's Robert Fucking Pattinson!!! ;)penetrating eyesthe fingerschest hair peek-a-boohands in the hairfuck hot kissable lipsthe jawthe stubblethe list could go on and on...
Waves and smiles at Wens! Yay, Wens is here!
yes, did see the hooker Rachel - she posted on her myspace page about the fact that she was going to be filming it soon.........at the time she posted.She looks pretty skanky.
CL, LMAO! I'd be ripping it off not putting it on! Sorry Rob, it won't stay on, maybe just a little saliva to help!
are we here now? i put my kids to bed and everyone gets all fucking crazy--LOL
So how did he smell ladies.......describe it, what was it like to be that close.I'm so jealous
Yes wens!! **waves**It will be an English accent. He said in one of those interviews, he needed a dialect coach for the accent because apparently he doesn't know how to speak with an accent. LOL
here let me lick, I mean zip, that up for you...;)
Ripley,he said brittish accent... I will die either way!
@femroc - and it's Tonks (from HP). She looked awful! Well, I mean, she really looked tarted up!
I heard Rob say he had a dialect coach on Bel ami and he's speaking in his own accent...........wierd..........and he said it was the first time he's had a coach.
BEL AMI will kill us all!LMAO @RPG, Angie - We would all be so fired! Fired for licking. Arrested for licking. Worth it!
ok, maybe a stupid question, but how is he going to be Georges Duroy with and English accent?
Yea and she said her nipple kept falling out of costume , you know she did that shit on purpose.., oh sorry Rob, there's my Nipple, again!
CL - so true! Worth it! lick, lick, lick...
LMFAOWhat the fuck is going on here!!! Haha.We'll all have a party for one in our pants. Fuck yeah!!rpg, don't forget the fucking overhead hoses!Maxi pads-lolfemroc,the building is beyond beautiful!You guys are freakin' hilarious!Clown hooker!!We are never gonna survive this weekend.
Hey, NB's! Someone say MDITRR? LOLlatest interview was really good, super cute that with everything going on for him he's still jealous of his friend's albums. Oh, and did I mention that he looked fuckhawt sexy?!? This is the RR after all! LOL
@chocOh - I didn't know she was from HP - that's interesting he's going full circle with her and the girl from Bad Mother's handbook too - ----- fuckin' all these girls from his past. lolI wonder what KStew thinks of all this?Wonder what Rob thinks of her pole dancing.
I think I would want to bite him, if I got to smell him. And if I did that, I don't think I could restrain myself from licking every inch of his body. repeatedly. and with frosting. or redi-whip. and chocolate.
sorry, but i'm lost--i get all the licking/sticking modesty cup and all--but--what was the dialect coach for--he is speaking in an English accent for a french journalist?
Angie remember Americans can't tell one accent from the other, so as long as he has one, that's all that matters.
Director: Ladies! Stop trying to lick Mr Pattinson!!! Where's Drew????
I hope KS pole dances for him. Hell, I WOULD pole dance for him!
@ChocolateMG - Fuck the redi-whip, I just want to taste what's natural. I know it good.Hi RPL!!!!!
Rob to CLUh, I'm not sure if you're supposed to be this "hands on" with the ballsack.
i want to take a pole dance class but here in SD belly dancing is as exotic as it gets--didn't check the strip club
@rpg - Exactly!!!!CUT! The extras are licking Mr Pattinson again. Can we get him a towel?
Hi RPL!!!!'where's ADM? Keep missing her lately!!!NBs fired for licking, biting, smelling, petting...
Hey! I'm down with Drew! We bonded in NY...lol! right CL?
Hey, CL! ;) ITA, fuck the toys, food, what-have-you...I. Just. Want. ROB.
#martini--i'll be the towel getter--LOL--fm--he would need to be really dry to get the tape to stick-:)
just think of the $$$ we could save them on showers! lick, lick, lick...;)
God how much does Drew actually get to see & hear????He's been with Rob for quite a while now....
Oh yeah,,,,,,the orgy scene this week.......OMG I just have so much going on in my head over that.
Hey, RPG! I'm not sure where ADM is, haven't seen her for a couple of days I think. Emily's been MIA too! RL just always gets in the way, BOO!out loud cuz it's the RR...Fuck! I love this sexy fucking MAN! ;)
jc(filmsetcostumerwannabe) Rob to CLUh, I'm not sure if you're supposed to be this "hands on" with the ballsack.______________________________________ROTFLMAO!!!! JC FTW!
You ladies do indeed have an excellent point. Au natural. Au jus.I'll save the chocolate for later. :o)
is Drew the body guard guy?
hey, wens! Whaddadoo, Martini!OT did you see we're going to get a sneak peak at Geoff Peterson tonight? hahaha
@CLNow, don't blow it (I mean mishandle) with the modesty patch!
LMAO, personal groomers for Rob!
I don't care what accent he speaks in just so he has lots of dialogue. But this is a story about Parisians, right? Also, will everyone else speak in an accent?
LOL~Guess we have a room full of protein lovers here.
wens, yep! He seems like he's up for the challenge.
LOL Wonder what type of modesty patch he is wearing in Bel Ami.........jesus ...I can't wait for a trailor.Rob is HUmAN VIAGRA for women.Consult your doctor if you have more than FOUR hours of Orgasms.
jc, LMAO! you know it!
Au jus de la Rob! I'd lick up all his juices!
@RPL - really??? Is he ready???? AWESOME!!dang it jc - you said blow. Now I have the tables details picture in my head.
@femroc - you are so right!!!!
Well now that he's walked around NUDE on the set of RM maybe he won't even bother with a patch this time!!!
I wonder how many women he's actually been with.One interview he did around Twilight time.....he said he was a virgin and Catholic.......do ya'll remember that one????gotta be a lie.
http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/2shamwowrob.jpgWe're gonna need 'em. Trust. ;)
not the table--that one makes me wet instantly--
@jc - "LOL~Guess we have a room full of protein lovers here."LMAO!! au jus duRob!!!Lick. It. Up.sluuuuurrrrrrp!(wipes chin!)
Ok who's Geoff Peterson?
Martini, I think it's a peak at the work in progress, but Yay, all the same!
I dunno - that man is sex on two legs. But if he is - I will gladly fall on his sword and help him out of that predicament. ;o)
Surely he's not catholic! hahaha
@Wens - LMAO! ITA! Fuck, this man will be the death of me. BlowJobRob, I just want to kneel down and unzip and pull out TheBigPretty!
LOL, sorry, RPG, it's another Craig Ferguson thing. Martini and I are big fans. ok, back to Rob! Wall. Sex. WILL. Kill. Me!
@rpg - Geoff Peterson is Craig Ferguson's skeleton robot side kick made by Mythbusters Grant Imahara.
LMAO @CMG!! fall on the sword! you're such a giver ;)
@wens - yes, that table pic make me wet just at the sight of it.
hmmm, someone mention the BJ pic?http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/2shamwowrob.jpghehehehehe...
yes--wall sex with rob--OMG*poof**
@CL - yup! I give and give and give!
@CMGWhat a martyr. JoanMartiniGal
jc - that's what he said, he was very repressed cause he was raised CatholicYou know they have lots of kids cause they don't believe in birth control. Right?
RPL--that is funnier then hell LMAO
of course he teases and outright lies a lot so it's hard to know what to believe from him sometimes.
@RPL - bwahahahhaahahahahahaha! Where did you get that? I will need a crate of those, please.
@RPLDammit. I can't access your addr.
CL,BlowjobRob???? ROTFLMAO!!!'nah, he's no virgin, even before kstewv he was with Nina for 3 yrs....God you know he's all wonky & flexy in bed...
BlowjobRob - he's just waiting for a lovely NB to help him out...TheBigPretty...now that's a sight I'd love to behold! ;)
@RPL - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!!! I'm crying here!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh, jeezus, look at this one...THUD.http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/finger.jpgall credit to RAOR, btw! Gotta name my source! LOL
the big pretty--he even looks pretty good just hanging around not happy to see anyone--imagine--9?
@femroc - I dont't believe it one bit. It's the English self-deprecating humor again. I am a KStew fan so I'm just gonna go ahead and say they are totally fucking. You don't look at each other the way they do and not be fucking, IMO.
RPL - ROFLMFAO!!!!! Sweet!!! Where do I order???hahahahaha!
another...http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/aaaaa.jpgunzip it slooooowly, Rob...
rpl--yes, and the fingers are out--god i love his hands-those long,long fingers
He must have a really long dick - with the long feet and long fingers......his hands are so gorgeous.......would LOVE to have them all over me.
@RPL - just where have those lovely fingers been??
RPL - that one was Roblickin'good!!
GAH! Finger fucking porn!
crap, RPG-sorry! Go to Random Acts of Rob and you'll see all of them, I'm totally ripping them off! LOL
CL - ITA. Yes. Fucking. each other senseless, I hope.
@rpgWonky, flexy and those long fingers....OMG. No disrespect, but I bet the Big Pretty is...well, you know where I'm goin'. Sighps. I'm a KStew fan as well.
good god almighty. Just good god almighty.
i think my internet is going to blow up--so slow--anyway--how big do you think he is??
@CL and angie - ITA too. fucking each other's brains out I hope.
JC! This is the Red fucking Room, just say it.....no judgment. We are all naughty bitches.
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@femrocLMAO~you just said what I insinuated!! I like your post much better than mine. hahahahaOh, Fuck, this is hilarious!!!
i agree with whoever said it--can't remeber--i totally think they are together--why does everyone get so excited about that--i hope someone is getting him-:)
SOOOOOOOO........how did he smell CL and Angie.........tell me tell me.
Jinx Angie!! Still sharing the same brain, I see. ;-)
well, SOMEONE had better be fucking his brains out! ;) It would be a complete waste of raw sexiness if there was no bump n' grind goin' on.KStew is one super lucky beeotch. Just sayin'.
if all things are proportionate, TheBigPretty is just that BIGhis fingers are long, his legs are long...
jc - see? We all agree - the hands and feet tell the story.
I *am* a naughty bitch.And I'm a bad mom because my puppies need to go out and it is interrupting my Robnicity.
LOL! yes, jinx! again...:)
God, I hope that poor boy is keeping hydrated.
LOL martini--because we'll lick all his moisture out?
Ok back from RAOR!!!Laughing my fucking ass off!!!!'nI want a hobo to throw at the screen!!'
@CLI know, but I curse like a sailor and could really get bad!!!But, really. Who the fuck cares, right!!!!!I'm saying,about the johnson, in the immortal words of Ed Sullivan. "Tonight we have a REALLY, REALLY big show. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. God help me!
RPL - you're right - what a waste if he's not getting fucked on a daily basis.But why is Kristen frowning all the time - she never smiles..........If I had good lovin' from him I'd be smiling from ear to fuckin' ear all the time.
Losing all that protein and water will cause cramping. They need to keep bananas (for the potassium of course) and water near the sex swing. We can't have The Pretty cramping up!
CMG - just throw down some newspapers! Robnicity can not be interrupted!
@wens - damn straight! Suck it right out!
femroc--maybe she's sore and it hurts to walk--LOL
@ChocolateMC - LOL! Feet and fingers rarely lie. And this pic that RPG tweeted earlier let's you know that TheBigPretty is BIG. Sigh.http://twitpic.com/17mtra
maybe we should send him a case of Vitamin Water!;)
Fuck the puppies. They can wait a damn minute!
RPG, I know, right? LMAO I've been lurking there a while and they are so funny!femroc, you wouldn't be able to smack the satisfied grin off my face! Smile, KStew, you're the chosen one! LOL
Oh we've had the size discussion before! Based on many photos especially the one in japan, jcs avi, 8" solid gold!
@CL - good god woman. I need to rip those pants off right now! He needs air!!!!!!!
fuck me--the treasure trail that man has--yummy--and it's crawling down his leg in that pic--FILTHM
Jesus, I have tears in my eyes from laughing at you guys. RPG thanks so much for the use of your blog. This is the best!Bananas! LMAO!
LMAO! the chosen one!
Kstew doesn't smile cuz she doesn't want to give away how great he is... She's keeping dat to herself!Or because she's a sore all the time!
@CMG & wensdazzled~LMAODon't forget, we are born to suck!!!!!
Some show on E! was talking about the dresses at the Oscars and they went on and on about Kristen.........SMILE girl SMILE .......they said. I just smile like a Cheshire cat just THINKING about Rob.........if he was fuckin' me?????????? OMG I'd have to have surgery to move my cheeks back to normal.
Shit I'd wear a sandwich board everydayyep he fucked me last night & it was fuckin hot!!!
I'd like to feel him up in those pants, then slide those fuckers right off.
RPG, ahhh, I think you've figured it out! The BigPretty shows no mercy!bwahahahaha
They said on that show that she always looks like she just smelled someone fart!!!! lololMaybe he fucks her in the ass? That could hurt a skinny little ass like hers.
Did ya all see big Rob in that tweet photo? Poking out in Edwards pee-paw pants!!!
You got that right, rpg. Reminds me of her comment at Comic-Con. She was looking forward to getting pregnant in BD. Except, I wouldn't be kidding!!!!
a sandwich board?????????LOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO
ooh, jc, me too!Ladies, if getting nailed by Rob isn't a reason to be annoyingly giddy all the time, I don't know what is!
@PRG - Not only did I fuck him last night, I fucked him this morning, then again after brunch, in the shower, in the elevator (MotU style), in the limo on the way over here...and will repeat that again tonight.
Ahhh sweeties, anytime, you can use my blog to blow off steam or just blow!
lmao @RPG!! I'd wear one of those too!! ...and it was fucking hot!!
you guys are killing me!
Bwhahahahaha.... I got tears pouring I'm laughing so hard!!!
elevator sex is just ..... gahhhh. What is it about elevators????
@ CL - and again and again and again...
@CLGirl, you are on a fucking roll. LMAO. In this case, RL COULD imitate fiction~MoTU fiction, that is! Any time, anywhere, baby!@rpgsandwich board~~hilarious!
http://robstenation.blogspot.com/go about 1/2 way down the page on the right and see Kristen in that orange dress with the black fuck me heels...........things that make Rob go hmmmmmmm!She looks pretty fuckable there.
tired the elevator thing once...the damn alarm went off!!!
Seriously, I don't know how she can keep her hands off him inpublic... He drools over her.. You can just see it!
And while he's pumping you, he wouldn't even have to say your name. He could just say Guy de Maupassant over and over. Then yell out Bel Ami at the end!!!
I've been needing this RR meeting for a while. I had to get all the RobTension out of me. (using LHR's quote, "that's what he said")FUCK I LOVE THIS MAN!
LMAO @jc--then i would cum again LOLhe could just say that and i would cum-
LMAO @ jc - "And while he's pumping you, he wouldn't even have to say your name. He could just say Guy de Maupassant over and over. Then yell out Bel Ami at the end!!!"hell, he could even throw in a Grey Poupon or two! ;)
Angie?Seriously????? LMAO!!!! I never did it in an elevator, that's hysterical!!!!!
Oh you know she wears those shoes. And I'll bet she's a demanding little bit in those shoes.
@jc - BRILLIANT!!!!!
Fuck, I just spit wine out at JC's comment!
Angie & jc,I'm dying here!!! Guy de maupassant or grey poupon!!!!Omg....we need it on iTunes for our "alone" time!!!
RPG - it was rather funny! had to push the "start" button to make the alarm go off! hard to fuck when laughing so hard!
rpg--excellent idea on the itunes--hell i would tape it off the tv and make a CD--LOL
I wonder who calls the shots in the sack...KStew's a strong-willed chick but the thought of Rob just taking charge and throwin' down makes me shiver! Gah!
I needed this too, RL has been shit lately!Oh, but I bought 4 new pair of shoes today! That's almost as good as sex...., NOT!'
I don't know what basis I have to think this on but I just have a feeling that Rob is a little bit kinky!! That he likes to experiment!Guess Bel Ami should satisfy that urge.
@angie - hahahahahahahaha
LOL @ angie--never done the elevator thing--staircase at a museum-- no elevator
@angieLMFAOPardon me, is that grey poupon??@wensLMAOLove in an elevator. Livin' it up while I'm goin' down!!!
angie, "hard to fuck when laughing so hard!"LMFAO!
something tells me that they two of them have had their share of wall sex.
OH me too RPL..........want Rob to take CHARGE!!!! So sexy.
@femroc--ohh kinky that would make him even hotter--maybe he leans a little toward 50shades--yum
I think Rob is totally in charge and Kristin obeys and enjoys every deep, long stroke that he gives her.*Sorry! Did that go too far?*
Ok - where is the wierdest place you've had sex???Mine was in the Gulf of Mexico, or in the gazebo around the pond at my apt complex, or maybe the floor of the STeak and Ale restaurant after it was closed, or..........
Yeah, but he's got that innate dorkability... honestly. I don't care. I'd jump him any way.
NB's it's been a pleasure tonight.Thanks, rpg for the use of the red room. This has been a blast. I haven't laughed out loud this much in a while. OMG, teaser in a few hours. I have to turn in. Love you guys!!!
Ladies (and gentleman) I give you the real Angie-K!
angie,I'm laughing so hard I can't see... Omg!!!!I did it in the back of a greyhound bus once... can't get much more white trashy than that! I did pee in front of a car once, that I thought was empty, but no, there were people in it! Oh, youth is wasted on the young!
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