Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Fifty Shades Is Very Demanding

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jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Found it! Holy Shit! Oh, Mr. Fify. Your wish is my command(o)!!!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Can't spell, dammit! Fifty, jeez!

wensdazzled said...

LMAO--jinx jc-i was so just going to say that

rpattzgirl said...

Oh holy god can you imagine him saying those words, in that voice...I'd cum right there, he wouldn't even have to touch me!!!

wensdazzled said...

he could look at me like that and i would LOL

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

RPG
LMFAO! I would too!

rpattzgirl said...

IKR? Standing in line, waiting for his photo or autograph, and all of a sudden BAM!!!

Oops, sorry Rob, I dribbled just a little!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Wonder who's working under Rob these days!!! Back to the pic~really made an impact, huh!!

rpattzgirl said...

Where's annie? Did she make this photo? I need to credit her in the front...

wensdazzled said...

i think there would be a lot of vounteers to work "under" him

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@rpg, me too. I just need to here him say come and I'm done...
Fuck that pic is hot, Only if his hand was a bit lower ;)

rpattzgirl said...

Whats gonna happen in Bel Ami when he throws these women up against a wall & just fucks the shit out of them?

How will we survive that?????

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Rob, would you sign my poster?? Oh, shit, was it good for you!!!!!

wensdazzled said...

LOL @jc

rpg--i pretty much don't think i'll be breathing during BelAmi--the short sex scenes in RM were almost too much LOL

rpattzgirl said...

jc,
LMFAO!!! Can I have another please? Just blink, or pout or just stand there!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@Annie
I can only imagine. With no trouble at all! I said "Lower that hand!!"

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

ohhhh God, We wont survive it rpg!!!We will dissolve right there and then.I have to watch Bel Ami with one you NB's...

rpattzgirl said...

It would be like that scene in When Harry Met Sally..

YES, YES, YES, UGHGNGNJSKDFSFJHDFHSJHFS

rpattzgirl said...

I dream about the deed with him, but I know I wouldn't survive...I'd be like book Bella and just pass out if he breathed on me....

That's what's missing in Twilight...she's not that "dazzled" around him...

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Just stand there!!! LMAO
We'd have an hour long standoff!!

OMG, afterthought:
Have an orgasm...Now
Answer: Make me!!!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@jc,Can you imagine seeing that hand "Lower"???Fuck that would kill me.

rpattzgirl said...

I'd be willing just to walk around and hold it up for him..ya know, be one of his handlers...LMAO

wensdazzled said...

@rpg--LOL what is up w/that bella bitch?

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@rpg,maybe you don't need to hold it up ;)since it's already up.

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

rpg
exactly!! ITA. She never really lights up. But on the other hand, Bella is not a flighty teen and keeps her emotions inside. Personally, I'd be jumpin' his bones every chance I got!!!!! Cut,AGAIN, jc.

rpattzgirl said...

Wens,
I don't know!!! I know she didn't want to play her all doe eyed....but she was still dazzled every time he got near her...it's not like that in the movies....

womadsart said...

Annie, you keep talking about that hand being lower and I think of some many other naughty visuals!!!!

Didn't he say in some interview that the sex in BA is intense and he is like an animal>????!!!!!
I will just walk into the theater and just do it right there!!

rpattzgirl said...

annie,
Very true..it does tend to point NOrth a lot...but I'd still be willing....

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@annie
Oh, yeah. If his hand was lower, he wouldn't need to say those "bossy" words!!! We'd beat him to it!!!!

@rpg
lol~hold it up!!

rpattzgirl said...

jc,

It's called ACTING!!! You're not supposed to really jump om Rob & try to tear his clothes off!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@wom, you don't know how many NB thoughts that image gives me!!him touching himself....

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@rpg
Poing north~Rob is a human compass!! We need to take him on a long hike in the woods.

womadsart said...

rpg, I think you would survive it.. your IG would make you! or he'd make you!!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

Jesus, I just got home. Keeping up with you guys on my BlackBerry is hard. But, then I saw the RobSignal and came here.

Annie and Martini- you two are fucking killing me with the pics.

rpattzgirl said...

Oh god...he's got to be leaving the set of Bel Ami a little excited...No Kristen there...he's got to be going home and getting some relief...

Oh what an image!!!!

rpattzgirl said...

I wonder if he grunts with an accent!!!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

rpg
haha. KS can be a method actor. I prefer NB school of acting myself. hehe

rpattzgirl said...

LMAO! Rob, come take a walk with me...

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

I AM FINALLY HERE!!!

rpattzgirl said...

Hey CL!

Dessert First said...

FM am I in the red room???

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

Son of a nutcracker, I am having a technology challenged night!

rpattzgirl said...

HI MG!!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CL,join us ;)
@rpg, doesn't matter,It's enough that he grunts!

wensdazzled said...

@rpg--LMAO--he could put that grunt on a dvd

rpattzgirl said...

Dessert...

You are indeed...welcome...naughty thoughts much?

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@dessert yes hon!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

RPG - Whew! I made. Love your post by the way. Classic.

This man will be the death of me!!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Grunts.haha
You know with his sense of humor and wit, he must come up with some hysterical sayings around his friends. I'd love to be a fly on the wall. Fly..buttonfly. Oh, shit!

womadsart said...

annie, OH YOU SAID IT - touching himself! unzipping those slacks and me kneeling right there. very close to BigPretty!!! there... those are my nb thoughts!

rpattzgirl said...

Wens,

OHFG! Can you imagine...his noises on your IPOD...oh good god...

rpattzgirl said...

Better, yet, in my ear...

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

Hey there! Thank god I made it.

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@JC - You know Rob hangs to the right most of the time. Just look at your avi!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

I wanna yank him by that tie and bite his lip.

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@wom,lol I was thinking about something else ;)

rpattzgirl said...

CL,

He does hang right most of the time..I seen a couple of lefties and some straight ups...

wensdazzled said...

on the IPOD i would walk around smiling and wet all the time LOL

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Martini - Bite the lip! I wanna bite something else...

LeslieHeartsRob said...

WHADDADO my naughty bitches!! I saw the signal...

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@Cl wasn't that to the left?? ;)I think about the grey suit.

rpattzgirl said...

We get a little bit off ass crack in Remember Me...oh lordy....

womadsart said...

rpg, straight ups? Please share!

rpattzgirl said...

wens,

ROTFLMFAO!! New NB Motto "Smiling & Wet"


Hey Leslie!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@martini,bite and lick him all over!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Annie - See RPG comment above. Most of the time to the right, sometimes to the left (gray suit) and as RPG said, sometimes straight up!

LHR is here!!!!!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@CL
Don't I know it. LOL~Guess the compass points NE if you're walking beside him. Just think, you'd never get lost with Rob around! (I wouldn't want to be found)!

rpattzgirl said...

wens,

I'll have to look for it...it's one of the Twilight prem photos in his tight black pants...it's straight UP...I'll see if I can find it!

wensdazzled said...

woms-straight up in the black pants LLondon premiere

FILTM and all the left,right, straightupedness

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CL,BIG Rob is every where. Too little space to breathe...

wensdazzled said...

hi LHR

LOL @jc--compassRob

womadsart said...

Thanks wens need to check THAT ONE out!

LeslieHeartsRob said...

My God...the man could make a album of nothing but him grunting and it`d fuckin` go quadruple platnium!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Hi, Leslie!

I just thought of something (miracle). Doesn't the "hang to the left or right" refer to the family jewels, in tailor lingo. Really doesn't matter though. The Big Pretty can hang however it wants!!!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@CL - I just want to start there... I'll work my way down...

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

rpg
hurry up, please!!!!!!!!

Dessert First said...

* shocked and dazed at being in the red room for the first time*

This couldn't come at a better time I've had fucking NB thoughts all day. I'm trying to work- VF Rob. I get home and do housework- Wobbly Bike Robler. Bloody hell now I got Rob Ami and Robler again.

TOO MANY ROBS....

Going to combust!!!

rpattzgirl said...

DAmmit I can't find it...but look at this sexy man,...

http://twitpic.com/164rpd

wensdazzled said...

@dessert--fun isn't it

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

http://twitpic.com/17l7l8

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

hahaha
Rob would shit if he read all this!!!!!

womadsart said...

dessert's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rpattzgirl said...

Oh holy god..
http://twitpic.com/wb554

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@rpg,that pic killed me!!!

wensdazzled said...

@jc maybe he could clarify some questions for us--

LeslieHeartsRob said...

@dessert

You have definitely "come" to the right place for that!! ;)

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

Stop killing me.

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@RPG - Fuck, that's premiere night! I saw HIM, in FUCKING PERSON that night. The stubble alone makes me moist.

brb, I need a drink.

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

this kills me too!!!!
http://twitpic.com/1app59

rpattzgirl said...

annie,
HOT DAMN!! There's that one on the view where he's in the right grey pants and all his parts are smashed up...Jeezus god....let big Rob out!

womadsart said...

@annie!!! is that the left, right or straight up??

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@wens
LMAO! We should personally invite him to the RR to settle some issues!

@rpg/annie
Holy Fucking Shit-those pic are to die for!!!!

rpattzgirl said...

annie,

I love that one...he's like What the fuck???

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Set Big Rob free!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are hilarious!

womadsart said...

He's like what the fuck am I doing to my finger??

LeslieHeartsRob said...

See...that`s the reason why GreySuitRob bumped OscarRob down........the fucking pants are SOOOO tight!!!

Dessert First said...

left, right, straight up - who the fuck cares...

Let BigRob loose!

rpattzgirl said...

The tongue....dies...

http://twitpic.com/zxy7y

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

http://twitpic.com/1appy5

wensdazzled said...

@woms LMAO--what the fuck do i do w/my finger

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

annie
OMG~In and Out finger motion! Looks like there's a little smirk starting to come out too!

rpattzgirl said...

Oh here's a fifty photo

http://twitpic.com/zxlj1

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

I feel stupid, because in some of these pics... I'm not seeing it. And I generally pride myself when it comes to crotch checking. LOL SO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

rpattzgirl said...

annie,

I love that one...right there, in that spot!!!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Oh, God. Please let me be that hand! Or those lips that tongue is slipping over.

womadsart said...

rpg, I LOVE that pic!!! He looks fuckhawt sad, happy, mad, sleepy!! Me want to nom nom Fifty!!!!!!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

Desserts said, "left, right, straight up - who the fuck cares...

Let BigRob loose!
______________________________________

ROTFLMFAO! I <3 you Desserts!!!

rpattzgirl said...

You can't see it here but you know it's there..

http://twitpic.com/irgpx

womadsart said...

Christ Annie, it's like he did it on purpose to drive us fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

fuckhawt

http://twitpic.com/1apr1a

rpattzgirl said...

No peen here, just pure beauty

http://twitpic.com/1abnl1

womadsart said...

ok rpg... that's a nice view~~~!!!!!!! bababoooom!!

womadsart said...

got to go.. check later... now I'm bovhered!!!!!

rpattzgirl said...

It's gonna drive me crazy that I can't find the one I'm talking about..it was at the TWilight prem...his pants were too tight..and he was pointing NORTH!! Dammit..

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@rpg, the perfect position!!!!Missing me there only!

@Wom,yes he want's to drive us CRAZY!!

@dessert,still here!!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@rpg,which twi premier??

rpattzgirl said...

annie,

The first one...it was floating around twitter a few weeks ago and I thought I saved it, but guess not..

Dessert First said...

annie

I'm just taking it all in *in my fucking dreams I would*

It's my first time here I'm on my knees....

Dessert First said...

CL who needs clothes?

rpattzgirl said...

I gotta go out for a family birthday dinner....

You guys stay as long as you want and have fun..

I'll catch up with ya'll later!

FUCK I LOVE THIS MAN!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@dessert, I thought you likes clothes ;)

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

Hi Ladies! *waves hello*
Saw the signal ;o)
LOL!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@angie, Hi ;D

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

Hey angie

Dessert First said...

annie,

I do but I got so excited I couldn't contain myself.

Clothes make for good foreplay but it was a quicky that time!

wensdazzled said...

hey angie--and cl and martini (don't think i waved to you 2 yet)

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

clothes? a quicky?

gah! what have I missed? lol!

Dessert First said...

ok, all is calm...
the thought of the RM and Bel Ami sex scenes made it all to quick.

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

I need to check my HARD drive space, I have so many Rob pics (not as many as Evil), I think my HARD drive might explode, just like Martini's did. Rob lasts a long time, but this is ridic...

Angie's here!!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@angie
http://twitpic.com/1ap92v

LeslieHeartsRob said...

I`m with dessert......right, left, straight up...who gives a flying fucking shit!! I want it all!!!!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

I just recently bought a Terrabyte external storage drive to accommodate my ever growing iTunes/Audible library... I may need to move some Rob stuff too... LOL

wensdazzled said...

LOL @CL--i've worried about using up too much memory w/rob too

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CL lol,he makes everything explode!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Evil - You know his fingers are grazing TheBigPretty in that picture...if only I could.

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

Hi CL!
Not possible to have too many pics of The Pretty.

Did you see the twitpic of the note Christian left for me in my ThePretty file?

http://twitpic.com/1ajix6

Oops!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CL _____________________

Dessert First said...

Shit I really did want to meet Rob one day. To smell him and talk to him.
I'm just worried that the NB is going to try and cop a feel to see which way he's hanging!!

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

LMAO! thanks for sharing the twitpic annie!

great jobon that one CMG!! Oh so Fifty!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@dessert LOL, that would answer many questions you know!!!

Teri said...

saw the bat signal hope I am not too late.

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

I love the GQ pics....

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

He's just got that impregnating stare...

wensdazzled said...

LMAO @dessert--i think they say not to touch the pretty before you see the pretty --isn't that what they told you CL and angie?

LeslieHeartsRob said...

LMFAO dessert! I think we all have that fear...although angie and CL handled the situation very well......

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

LMAO at Dessert! would be a shame to get arrested for something so harmless *wink wink*

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Evil - re: __________________ LMAO
re: Desserts I'm just worried that the NB is going to try and cop a feel to see which way he's hanging!!
LMAO!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

"You will not touch or grab him!"

Teri said...

lol @Angie - I have my own laptop and sometimes borrow my husband. I had robsessed saved as a favorite on his laptop and he was like Really Teri? Robsessed? I am like so what, I'm not hurting anyone.

Dessert First said...

I know it would Annie but it would probably get me arrested too!

Or I could....

"excuse me Robert do you mind awfuly telling me what side you hang?"

LMFArseO!

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

you're right wens...they made it a point to shout SEVERAL times "Do not grab" (can't remember the specific word they used) but basically they meant Do Not Grab The Pretty!
lol!

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Whats up Teri!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CL next time we take down the bodyguards first and the grab and touch Rob and the BIG pretty ;)

wensdazzled said...

hey teri!!

Teri said...

hey LHR - hows it hanging?? (Sorry I had to slip that in there in regards to the conversation)

My guess is left...

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Evil, @Angie @Desserts - You get very specific instructions yelled at you (Fifty like) and he has like 6 bodyguards, right Ang? We might need taser guns!!

@Teri - Waving to Teri, glad your here!

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

@annie & CL - what we need to do is convince some other fans at whatever event there is that they should rush Rob to get first grabs at him, that way the bodyguards would be busy and then he would be all ours...

Bwahahahaha!!!

Teri said...

**waves at Wen**

So which one of you lovely ladies rec'd I Don't Believe in Vampires to me? I started it today b/c I am currently caught up on all of my stories and WOW, I mean, some of the scenese are just WOW!!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

But I wanna grab ThePretty... and other stuff...

Dessert First said...

CL & Angie

"Do not grab"

Yeah right NB comming through, better let her through as she'll fucking take you on...

Perhaps it's not such a good idea to let me near a premiere!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@CL - I don't have a taser, but I have a baseball bat!

Teri said...

that word in my last post was supposed to be scenes. LOL!!

I was too cut up in angie's comment about distracting the body guards. LMAO!!

So is there a NB convention planned for the Eclipse screening?

LeslieHeartsRob said...

LMAO Teri!! A little swollen and to the left.....;)

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

Teri - another ff to check out is The Naked Guy Upstairs on twilighted. She had been updating regularly and just had some 69 action in ch 15...

(humans in this one)

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@angie, Love your idea.Lets do that!

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

CMG - I've been working out! Getting ready for premiere defense strategies and attempt 2 at "protective custody"
;)

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

Thanks for reminding me of the name of this one. I tried to find it, but I obviously didn't remember the name right!

Teri said...

I need a fifty update ASAP this story is killing me.

Is anyone else reading the Misapprehension of Bella Swan. Its by the same author as clipped wings and inked armor. I love that story.

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Martini - "use of excessive force" comes to mind, but I like it!

I'm reading The Training, the follow-up to The Submissive, and they just had up against the wall while Bella's hand were bound above her head, and fuck me, it was hot!

wensdazzled said...

maybe we should take some evasive manuvers(sp?) training for robstock2? defensive tactics to better get him into protective custody

Teri said...

ok totally have the Naked Guy Upstairs on my list now.

THX

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

@annie - I know it would work! Just push a few tweens out there and be ready to pounce!

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Well NBs...FRL is calling...FML!

Sweet left, right. and straight up BigPretty dreams to everyone!!

Keep it dirty!!

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

http://www.spunk-ransom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Volturi.jpg

Dessert First said...

angie
I know a little self defence ( army style) We could have a boot camp LOL!

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

lol @wens! I've had defensive training before (when I worked with disturbed teens) so I can give you NBs a quick lesson before ROBSTOCK2!

No prob!

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

Hi angie & Teri

@Teri
So what I'm not hurting anyone. That's hilarious!!!

@angie
but did they say "Don't touch the Big Pretty" Really, they need to be specific on this! They need an NB detector!
Uh, did you say 69?????? That gives me pause for thought!!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@angei we need to plane later ;)


http://twitpic.com/1apzty

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

FRL, LHR! See you tomorrow! Ditto on the dreams.

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

You know, I think it may not be a bad idea to map out a strategy... You know, someone takes out the bodyguards while someone's jumping on squeeeeeeing teens. Then someone grabs The Pretty and drops him in the wheelbarrow. Someone covers the back... NO NBs LEFT BEHIND!!!

And everyone has a backpack full of RediWhip or the tasty condiment of your choice...

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@CMG,this time we need a van! We have to drive away fast ;)

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Martini - Imma go ahead and volunteer to "grab ThePretty" and place him in the wheelbarrow, Angie will be with me, we have the experience on Robstock 1 guiding us.

womadsart said...

watching NM behind the hot scenes!!

Dessert First said...

Choc Martini

LMArseO
You got it all planned!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@CL - funky pic. Who's behind the camera, that's what I want to know.

jc(inseamspecialist) said...

@CMG
I'll jump the teens(slap some duct tape on their mouths) and bring some butter.

angie-k SmelledThePretty! said...

Good night CL!

My RL keeps yelling at me from downstairs...I keep ignoring him, you'd think he'd get the hint.
;)

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@CL - Okay but I wanna spray him with Redi Whip first...

Dessert First said...

Annie

A van! we're going to need a fucking bus to hold all the NB's

And I fear the ticket machine...

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

4 more hours and I would be up for 24h :D

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@jc - oh yeah... Butter. We need butter. And lots and lots and lots of chocolate.

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

@Angie - I'm still here, I'm not going anywhere for a little while. Rob has you flustered, doesn't he? LOL.

We need like a semi (lorry for you Desserts). ;-)

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@dessert a van just for taking him away, then a bus ;)

Dessert First said...

OK I get the chocolate but butter...?

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

dessert, LOL yes butter ;)

Saying good night and taking VF Rob to bed ;)

Sweet wet Rob dreams!!!

Dessert First said...

Goodnight Annie

Sweet VFRob dreams
Laters...

wensdazzled said...

definetly a semi--with lots of mattresses

CullenLoverSmelledThePretty! said...

Good night, my sweet EvilRobPornPusher!!!!!! I can't wait to hear about your dreams!

Chocolate Martini Gal said...

@dessert... buttery rob cob...

Teri said...

so um I love this pic for reasons
http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/robert-pattinson-sexy-photos-3.jpg

I mean you don't have to look HARD to know what they are.

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